The Burrito of Power

The Power Menu Burrito gives you enough protein to power through anything.

So much so that we at Taco Bell may have gotten the name wrong. This isn’t the Power Menu Burrito, it’s the Burrito of Power, a mythical, legendary burrito that gives its holder immeasurable strength and special abilities. Forged by a powerful wizard, its holder possesses crazy energy and the capacity to achieve things that no mortal human could achieve, like do a bunch of push-ups and go through an entire day without wanting to take a nap.