Unlike it's soft form brethren with a warm flour tortilla, the Crunchy Taco has a crunchy corn body and a wicked haymaker coming through on the seasoned beef, lettuce and cheese. It’s the kind of taco that will bare‐knuckle‐box a roadside trucker. It knows how to live “off the grid” for up to three years. It will not tolerate you playing power chords on an acoustic guitar. Hard. Crunchy. Delicious. Original.