Whenever you think of burritos, you probably think of the Burrito Supreme®.

With seasoned beef, refried beans, red sauce, lettuce, real cheddar cheese, diced onions, tomatoes, and reduced fat sour cream this is the most iconic and immediately recognizable burrito. The thing is, that’s not by accident. SUPREME, that’s a pretty powerful title. The kind of thing a burrito dictator might call itself if it was going for a political power grab in a previously democratic burrito republic. Don’t know about you, but we don’t remember voting for a supreme leader of the burrito empire. Not to start rumor mongering here or anything, but we heard that there’s been some contention behind the burrito political curtain, and there used to be a legitimate contender to dethrone Burrito Supreme® from its power seat. Apparently a day or two before burrito elections, the Burrito Supreme’s main adversary went missing. When they found him, he was completely unrolled and crisped on the bottom. You may have heard of him, a guy named Tostada. No longer an actual burrito, he was ineligible to run for Burrito office. And there you have it, Burrito Supreme® remains Supreme. Honestly, we shouldn’t keep talking about this...there’s no saying what this Burrito Supreme® is willing to do to its dissidents. Uh­-oh, was that a knock at the door?! We gotta go…