The Greatest Crunchwrap
Crunchwraps are hot right now, as they should be.
They’re crunchy, yet still soft and chewy somehow. They fit everything you could possibly want or need into a one-handed lunch staple. They’re the new “it” thing for a reason. Yet, as more and more Crunchwraps enter the Crunchwrap game, they will always owe an allegiance to the godfather, Supreme. With seasoned beef, nacho cheese sauce, lettuce, tomatoes, and a crunchy tostada shell for extra loud chewability, this is the Crunchwrap that made all the Crunchwrap rules. When the A.M. Crunchwrap does interviews, it talks about how it used to have a Crunchwrap Supreme® poster in its childhood bedroom. While other meal OGs end their culinary careers booking shows at regional casinos to help pay rent, the Crunchwrap Supreme® is golfing on its own island. Universities offer the Crunchwrap Supreme® honorary doctorates just so that it will speak at invocation. Yes, we’re all lucky to be alive and see the original Crunchwrap Supreme® look down on us.