Power Menu Bowl

A REAL LIFE POWER-UP

You know how in pretty much every video game, you can upgrade your character with a power-up? Yeah, we’re referring to the Power Menu Bowl as that upgrade.

The Power Menu Bowl is a real-life version of a video game power-up. Your choice of grilled chicken or steak, guacamole, reduced fat sour cream, freshly prepared pico de gallo, seasoned black beans, crisp lettuce, and seasoned rice, packed into a seriously powerful bowl. So powerful, it should be referred to as an extreme, super, power-up, for obvious reasons. Still think you can go through the game without any power-ups and beat the game in a single run? Well, we’re not doubting you, but who turns down a power-up? Not us.

The Power Menu Bowl is that glimmer of hope that is off in the distance and you have to fly, jump, and soar from platform to platform to get that extra boost. No one said it would be easy, but they did say it’d be worth it. Good thing for you, it is both easy for you to get and worth it (but that can be our little secret just between us, because we’re cool like that). You get so much protein with the Power Menu Bowl that you’re basically getting a real-life character upgrade for lunch, and you don’t even have to head-butt a box of bricks or fight your boss to get it. It may seem simple, just like that last level you were on, but we all know, it is anything but simple. It packs that punch. Not that kind of punch. Remember, we said you don’t have to fight your boss for this. It packs that punch to get you through and keep on moving. Rumor also has it that all that protein will get the princess in the castle to take notice. She knows what a good protein bowl looks like when she sees one. And do you think she would pass up an extra power-up? The answer is no. She definitely would not. She’d take that power-up just like she’d take a Power Menu Bowl.