A Really Delicious Identity Crisis

We all go through it at some point in our life. Maybe you’re naturally super good at sports, but the only music you listen to is avant-garde black metal.

Maybe you’re completely ambidextrous and shopping for golf clubs. Maybe you’re turning fifty and think that buying the same red two-seater you had when you were in high school might retain some of your youth. However difficult an identity crisis can be, it’s only made worse when you deny your real identity. If you want an example of how to handle an identity crisis with grace, look no further than the Doritos® Cheesy Gordita Crunch. Some people may say that it’s a taco. Some might say it’s more like a quesadilla. Some, a Gordita. It may have the best of each of those delicious things, but the truth is, it’s not like any of them. We don’t want to get too kindergarten pep talk here, but the Doritos® Cheesy Gordita Crunch is completely unique and special, just like you. So next time that you’re feeling like you don't fit in, just think of the Doritos® Cheesy Gordita Crunch, and remember that it’s ok to have a penchant for 18th century English poetry and mixed martial arts at the same time. It’s ok if want to wear tuxedos everywhere, whenever you want. And it’s ok if you want to pickup skateboarding as an adult. You’re almost definitely going to hurt yourself, but if that’s who you are buddy, then go ahead. Just remember, you may be special, but your bones are probably pretty normal…