Bean Burrito

If Pioneers had Taco Bell, they would probably have eaten these.

Back in the pioneering days, restless westward travelers would sit around the campfire and eat cans of beans to give them the much-needed energy to take on the unknown. But now, they can just get some of their energy with a little help from the Bean Burrito.

Things are different now since the Bean Burrito came into the scene. Most of California has already been explored, and it’s definitely illegal to just light campfires anywhere you want. Don’t try it, seriously. For the sake of the California population, we kindly ask you not to go out and light a campfire just anywhere. However, the Bean Burrito, stuffed full of warm refried beans, real cheddar cheese, diced onions, and red sauce still carries on the spirit of old adventuring pioneers today. It brings back all those memories of roughing it out in the open land, pitching a tent with just a tarp and some sticks, and sparking your only source of heat with a fire that you worked so hard to get started while trying to open a can of beans with a rock. Ever try it before? Yeah, it’s pretty hard. Not recommended for the weak. The challenge is on the table should you consider testing yourself. But now, with the Bean Burrito from Taco Bell, things are so much easier. Who needs to rough it anymore? No one. Unless you’re totally into that kind of thing. Then good for you! We need more adventurous souls like you. But the Bean Burrito will give you all the feels as if you’re out in the middle of the desert telling spooky stories like you’re in the Wild West. Just saying. You can get all the campfire glory all from a warm, delicious, Bean Burrito. So fill up, and prepare for your own quest through the last real land of the unpredictable, wild, and potentially dangerous frontier...the Internet.