Black Beans

MNMLSM. TCBLL.

BLCKBNS.
Protein. Packed.
Good. Delicious. MNMLSM.

Okay, we get it. Black Beans is a true minimalist. Did you notice, that you just read a few words with no vowels in the words at all? Were you able to still understand what was said, or written for that matter? Pretty cool, huh? Unlike Black Beans, our brains are pretty complex. We guess there’s this cool thing our brain can do that if a word is misspelled, like if some letters are out of place, our minds can actually still read it and read the correct word. Fascinating, right. We think this is a similar scenario. Our minds were able to read that MNMLSM is actually minimalism. And TCBLL. Well, that’s pretty obvious Taco Bell.

Let’s do some more. Here’s a game. Try to read the following sentence. Tcbll hs th bst blckbns. Thyr prtty mzng.

How did you do? Were you able to read “Taco Bell has the best Black Beans. They’re pretty amazing”? Yeah? Awesome! No? Well let’s just pretend you did.

You know, Black Beans isn’t called the minimalist for nothing. And we’re talking really minimal. It doesn’t like the frills and doesn’t like to be the center of attention. Even though we all know it so rightfully deserves to be the center of attention. Black Beans is pretty humble, but we love that about them. They don’t boast and cause a scene anywhere, but instead just live minimally and enjoy the simple life. You won’t see these beans out in a club, but a nice little kickback at the house is all Black Beans needs. In fact, Black Beans has once been quoted saying it doesn’t need much in life to be happy because it’s all perspective and it’s all about the good company that makes life good. And on that note, you go, Back Beans. Happiness is all around. But it’s especially with a side order of Black Beans.

(finger snaps)