Nachos BellGrande®

The Nacho Draft

Are you planning on sharing your Nachos BellGrande®? This may or may not be a trick question.

Well, commissioner, welcome to the Nachos Draft: the daily lunch event that determines the power structure of the friend group. With the Nachos BellGrande®, you’re getting a step-up on the classic Nachos Supreme, which means there’s plenty to go around. But the question is, do you want it to go around? You decide and since you bought it, you get the first pick. It’d be an easy choice to get the top prospect; the chip with the most well-rounded refried beans, nacho cheese sauce, seasoned beef, reduced fat sour cream, and diced tomatoes distribution. You know, that star player through college with first round draft caliber. But remember that the draft isn’t that simple; you want to form allegiances so that when a plate of chili cheese fries or a pan of ‘za draft comes around, you get first dibs. You don’t want to show your playbook too soon. You gotta play it cool a couple of rounds and get good, worthy chips every round. It’s much better to have a team of good prospects, than just one star with a bunch of subpar players. If we were you, we’d throw your hungriest friend the first chip of the Nachos BellGrande®. Let him take the All-American, then start letting the chips fall the way they do. He will be appreciative and pay you back on supreme pizza day, and your nacho gamble will pay off. You will also see where his allegiance lies. Chances are, they will take the almighty chip that everyone wants and will trade their next round pick for. Trust, you will soon find out. Strategy is key. You already know this. Let the hot shot go and reel in the solid players.

Or, on the flipside, you can just eat all the chips by yourself and avoid the draft altogether. Stack your team by taking all the chips. Actually yeah, just do that. That sounds like a much better plan anyways. Who needs chili cheese fries and pizza when you can just have Nachos Bellgrande®?