The Jorts of Caffeinated Beverages
Iced coffee exists for basically one major reason, so that on hot days, you can get a nice jolt of caffeine without drinking an even hotter cup of coffee. And Taco Bell’s Iced Regular Coffee is the perfect, cool, pick-me-up for those afternoons that are just too hot and never seem to end.
You know what the Iced Regular Coffee is like on a hot day? It’s a lot like jorts. You probably love wearing jeans, since jeans are obviously the best and can pretty much go with anything for a variety of occasions. Dress them up, dress them down; get your jeans on. You’re almost always okay with getting by wearing jeans anywhere you go. Unless you see the invite saying black tie or something like that. Then you may want to reconsider your jeans attire. But for the most part, you’re probably good with jeans because how many black tie affairs does one attend in a year anyways?But if you wear your favorite jeans in the summer, you’re just going to end up overheating and spending the rest of the day looking like a marathon runner on the 20th mile. Luckily, not unlike Taco Bell® iced coffee, jorts give you a much cooler adaptation of something you love. And in the same way that people enviously stare at your Taco Bell iced coffee when you walk down the street on a hot day, strangers stare at you and think, “Man, that guy’s got it made with those totally cool jorts. I bet his legs from the knee down are so breezy, tan, and muscular. What a cool guy!” Or at least that’s what we assume they’re saying when they point at you and whisper to their friends... If you see them whispering, just smile and wave because it’s totally a compliment to you and your cool jorts. They’re actually probably really jealous they can’t rock the jorts with such confidence like you. But they’re probably more jealous of your Taco Bell iced coffee.Iced Coffee shown with one serving of creamer (Add 25 Cal)