A Crucial Part of the Liquid­‐ish Diet

What happened to your face?

Did you just have your wisdom teeth taken out? Maybe you broke your face planking on something unstable? Lucky you! You’re on the soft-food diet, which means you might be medically advised to eat awesome soft foods like Pintos ‘N Cheese. Even if you aren’t bedridden with a broken face or whatever it is that you did, Pintos ‘N Cheese is a perfectly filling snack-sized portion of protein. So you’re literally required to just kick back on your parents’ couch, watch a bunch of daytime TV, chow on some hearty pintos, red sauce, and 3-cheese blend and bask in the road to recovery. Well, recovery from everything but that video your older brother took of your post-surgery monologues. 100,000 views and counting, good luck recovering from that...