FUN TO EAT, BUT REALLY FUN TO SAY
You know what we’re talking about: guacamole.
Say it out loud with us. Guacamole! Yeaaaaah, you feel that rush? It’s like the linguistic equivalent to a block party in your mouth every time you say it. Your tongue is basically high-fiving your teeth every time you say it.
People who don’t like guacamole (yes, those people exist) are the ones in the neighborhood that probably reported your wicked house party to the auditory authorities. Yeah, they were all like, “Sounds like they’re having so much fun. What fools. Let’s break this party up.” And next thing you know, the cops are there.But, your party will forever be legendary. Because we all know there is no such thing as a party without a bowl of guacamole. Especially guacamole that’s made with real Haas avocados.
Hmm…maybe we change the word “party” to guacamole? This guacamole is totally rocking! Yeah, that sounds a little better. Actually, let’s just leave the words in their original form. But between us, we’ll use them as the same word. It’ll be our secret because we’re the ones who really know that guacamole is a total party.
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