Chicken Soft Taco

When Did Chickens Become Cowards?

The Chicken Soft Taco is no stranger to being universal. But seriously, what’s up with chicken being the universal playground taunt for cowardice? That’s all it gets the rap for and we’re not having it.

First of all, we can think of lots of animals more deserving of that title. Sheep? Those things are such wusses that “sheepish” is an adjective to describe someone timid. And let’s just get this out there right now. The Chicken Soft Taco is anything but timid. But if you’re an animal (which we’re pretty positive none of us reading this are). But if you happen to be a four legged friend who is reading this, you need to go on a variety show. Seriously. Your talents should be showcased in front of millions. Okay, back to what we were saying. If you’re an animal who has its own adjective like “sheepish” that describes someone else as being timid, how do you slide under the radar like that but the chicken doesn’t? How does the perfection of the Chicken Soft Taco fall victim to this slander? Those wooly wimps are so bad at sticking up for themselves that when someone blindly follows directions, we call them sheep. See what we mean. That’s like one adjective and metaphor each now if you’re counting. Meanwhile, the most famous joke in the history of humor is about a chicken crossing a busy highway just to taunt its own fate in the face of its god-given physical handicaps. And yet it’s still considered a coward? Listen, people, there’s absolutely nothing cowardly about the Chicken Soft Taco. Shredded chicken, lettuce, tomato, and real cheddar cheese? Please. With that punch of handheld protein, it’s a warrior’s taco. Got it? The kind of thing you eat before climbing Mount Everest without a harness, or publicly speaking the day you find out you’re publicly speaking. Bet a sheep couldn’t do that. Chickens are “cowards”? Gimme a break. You know that chickens can’t even fly? If anything, they deserve a valor medal just for existing.