Fiesta Taco Salad

I'd go to That Party

When we eat the Fiesta Taco Salad, we like to imagine what the party would really be like.

It’s probably at Lettuce’s house because let’s be honest, Lettuce has to be in the know with everything and knows just about everyone. And everyone knows Lettuce has a great Fried Taco Salad Shell to throw its party at. Refried Beans and Seasoned Rice are Lettuce’s best friends, so they’re definitely there early. They probably helped Lettuce get things ready and locked down the music situation because they know an up-and-coming DJ. It’s probably safe to say that Real Cheddar Cheese is that one dude who is just always at parties, but no one really knows who he is or how he got there. He just kind of shows up and plays it cool with just about everyone and is often seen mingling throughout the party. Tomatoes and Reduced Fat Sour Cream are together. They’re the new couple on the scene. But Tomatoes used to be with Refried Beans, so there’s a bit of drama always on the cusp of a full-on party meltdown. But a Fiesta Taco Salad wouldn’t be a fiesta without some drama, right? Red Tortilla Strips is the cool guy who probably came from a party and is already getting directions so he can go to another party after he stops by Lettuce’s. Steak/Chicken is their friend from out of state who may or may not be on tour with a mid-level indie band. So obviously he had to stop in and check out the scene. He probably walked in with his guitar and gave the party a private concert in the backyard by the fire pit. And of course no Fiesta Taco Salad house party would be complete without someone like Fire Roasted Salsa, who's probably going to break something in the Fried Taco Salad Shell and make Lettuce wish that it never let Beans invite it in the first place. All in all, the Fiesta Taco Salad would probably go down just like that.