Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ Zero Sugar

Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ Zero Sugar

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Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ Zero Sugar


A cautionary tale.

Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Zero Sugar... zero sugar, yet all the original flavor of everyone’s favorite fountain drink. How can one beverage be so empty yet so full at the same time? Consider this…

You’re a young, excitable college student. Let’s say your name is Toby. Yep, Toby. After a night of hitting the books, Toby, you tuck in and fall asleep at 1:31 AM only to dream about diving toes-first into an Olympic-sized swimming pool of refreshing Mtn Dew® Baja Blast®, mouth open wide, taking it all in, gulp, gulp, gulp, blissful in your Dew-phoria, just floating, floating, floating, guuuuuulp, wade a little, wade a lot, wade a little bit more, ahhhh, open swim is over but the Dew Crew gave you an after-hours all-access key so you’ve got the place to yourself, YESSSS, gulp, gulp, gulp, and now here you are perfecting your freestyle stroke, snagging a generous slurp of the Dew each time you turn that cute head of yours for air, thinking, “Who needs air when you’ve got delicious Baja Blast®?” and you’re like, “Oh wow, this is just, just, yes, I have reached nirvana and it is as citrusy as I always knew it would be, wait, whoa, what is Professor Murphy doing here wearing a lifeguard uniform? Please don’t save me, please don’t save me, please don’t save me,” and then BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP, it’s 8 AM and reality sets in and man! are you thirsty!

Because you’re the educated sort, Toby, you’ve got at least six books—one being a dream dictionary. Not surprisingly, you find there’s a whole chapter dedicated to Dew Dreams. And what you conclude, then, is that your body is telling you to switch to Mtn Dew® Baja Blast ® Zero Sugar—created for sugar-scrapping Dew Heads. (Er, Dewds?) People who want that cult-classic Dew taste, but who also want a break from sugar. How thoughtful. How generous. How perfectly perfect.

Mountain Dew® Baja Blast® Zero Sugar—the stuff your future dreams are made of.