The Jorts of Caffeneited Beverages
Iced coffee exists for basically one major reason, so that on hot days, you can get a nice jolt of caffeine without drinking an even hotter cup of coffee.
You know, it’s a lot like jorts. You probably love wearing jeans, since jeans are obviously the best. But if you wear them in the summer, you’re just going to end up overheating and spending the rest of the day looking like a marathon runner on the 20th mile. Luckily, not unlike Taco Bell® iced coffee, jorts give you a much cooler adaptation of something you love. And in the same way that people enviously stare at your Taco Bell iced coffee when you walk down the street on a hot day, strangers stare at you and think, “Man, that guy’s got it made with those totally cool jorts. I bet his legs from the knee down are so breezy, tan, and muscular. What a cool guy!” Or at least that’s what we assume they’re saying when they point at you and whisper to their friends...
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Iced Coffee shown with creamer