Smothered With "Love"

It probably started like a typical love story: one burrito full of shredded chicken, Latin rice, beans, and creamy chipotle sauce meets a red sauce made with melted cheese and sour cream. They start dating and quickly fall completely in love. Everything is great for the first few months, but then burrito starts to see a few red flags in sauce.

Maybe it gets a little too jealous of other sauces. Maybe sauce gets a little angry when burrito goes to the mall with other burritos. Now, burrito just spends weekends shopping for deals on lawn furniture and falling asleep to cable television at 10 P.M, a shadow of the burrito it was before being smothered by red sauce. We’d feel kind of bad for the burrito, but honestly it’s just too dang delicious with red sauce all over it. Plus, it’s just a burrito, and burritos don’t have feelings.