The Taco Bell Boss Level
Well, here you are. You’ve beaten the Soft and Crunchy Taco, escaped the Quesadilla, cruised through the DLT family (though we know Fiery can get a little tricky), and maybe scored a few bonus points fighting a Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ or two.
However, all of this pales in comparison to the XXL Grilled Stuft Burrito. Filled with a huge arsenal of seasoned beef, three-cheese blend, Latin rice, refried beans, reduced fat sour cream, guacamole, avocado ranch, and pico de gallo, you’re going to have your work cut out for you. From past experience, we suggest starting early with a few big bites on the right side end. Hit it where it hurts, then take a sip of water. Pace yourself through the center, but don’t stop or you might be overcome by intimidation and surrender. Finally, after you’ve swallowed that last bite, pump your fist in the air and celebrate a well-earned victory against lunch. It’s probably going to be the last sudden movement you make before you face lunch's REAL boss level, Food Coma. Sleep tight lunch commander. Sleep tight.