More Like ShreddING Chicken Burrito

A warm flour tortilla filled with tender shredded chicken, Latin rice, avocado ranch dressing, and real cheddar cheese?

In terms of wrapped meals, the Shredded Chicken Burrito is almost perfect. Almost. However, the one thing that might make this guy a little better is a different tense. Every time we take a bite of it, we can’t help but think about what this burrito would be like if it was shreddING instead of shredded. Can you imagine? Every time you took a bite, the chicken just ripped a guitar solo all the way down into your stomach? Or like, it caught a massive wave of Mountain Dew® Baja Blast™ down your throat, and surfed a gnarly beverage barrel all the way to your tummy? And like, all the other food is just sitting on your stomach shore being like “Whoa, that new chicken totally shreds!” and the Shredded Chicken Burrito rips off its sunglasses and goes “Exactly,” then takes the next wave straight into your bloodstream.