The official adult breakfast of Saturday Mornings
When you were a kid, you used to sit five feet from the television and eat cereal while your favorite cartoons serenaded your Saturday mornings.
Why cereal? Because it was everything the little you could possibly ask for in breakfast: milk, sugary bite-sized snacks, and probably marshmallows shaped like dinosaurs. Well, buddy, you’re older now, wiser, and have a more sophisticated palate. It’s time for you to swap those dinosaur-shaped marshmallows for a burrito-shaped burrito full of eggs, breakfast meat, and nacho cheese sauce. Sit farther back from the television, maybe seven feet, watch...cartoons, and eat breakfast like an adult.