Grilled Breakfast Burrito

The official adult breakfast of Saturday Mornings

When you were a kid, you used to sit five feet from the television and eat cereal while your favorite cartoons serenaded your Saturday mornings while dad, being a little more sophisticated, sat at the table eating a Grilled Breakfast Burrito. You always wanted to be like him one day. But for the time being, your cereal was all you needed (or so you thought).

Why cereal, though? Why did you get stuck eating cereal? You wouldn’t refer to it being “stuck” because it was everything the little you could possibly ask for in breakfast: milk, sugary bite-­sized snacks, and probably marshmallows shaped like dinosaurs. And you knew what every shaped dinosaur was. So I guess when you look at it, your cereal was a pretty good choice for you when you were younger. Your cereal was educating you and you didn’t even know it. Yeah, it made you pretty smart too because, now, you’re totally eyeballing the Grilled Breakfast Burrito and we’re not judging. Now that you’re older, wiser, and have a more sophisticated palate, put that eyeballing to action and get yourself a Grilled Breakfast Burrito and remember all those memories you had while dad was eating one. It’s time for you to swap those dinosaur-­shaped marshmallows (we know, they were great. But sometimes when something is so great, you just gotta let it go or some mushy stuff like that- let it be free) because, just between us, you’re totally trading up anyways. You’re trading up for a burrito-shaped burrito full of your choice of bacon or sausage, eggs, and nacho cheese sauce. Sounds better than cereal, huh? We knew you’d see the light sooner or later. So sit farther back from the television, maybe seven feet, watch...cartoons, and eat breakfast like an adult because that’s what you are now… an adult and the Grilled Breakfast Burrito compliments that so well.