Circles are for Squares
OK not all circles; just the ones that you eat for breakfast.
Ever since breakfast has existed, it’s existed in the form of a circle sandwich. And breakfast has basically existed since someone decided to eat food in the morning, which makes the standard circle breakfast sandwich undeniably outdated. This is why we now have the Breakfast Crunchwrap®. Eggs, breakfast meat, real cheddar cheese, and a full hash brown patty in a very hexagonal, handheld breakfast. It's the smart tablet to the stone tablet. It’s the motorcycle to the penny-farthing. The Internet to the carrier pigeon. So basically what we're saying is, to all you devout fans of the circle breakfast sandwich, you’re lame and need to get with the now. We’d be worried about upsetting you circle sandwich fans out there, but this description will probably never be on daytime AM radio, so they won’t even hear this in the first place anyway.